Dear Zoe Kravitz, One can only deduce from this tragic outfit that you have yet to find a stylist. You are a very pretty girl so I'm confused as to why you would be seen in an ensemble that was clearly found among a pile of clothes on the floor of Amy Winehouse's closet.
I won't even go into your oh so obvious wardrobe malfunction. And the feather earring??? What is this all about? Ugh!
This outfit had potential but I see you said to hell with potential and fully embraced disheveled and crazy.
So your assignment is to contact a celebrity stylist quickly so this tragedy never happens again.
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